Story of Kaccha | Buying Jockey Underwear from Ahmedabad Centro Mall

It was almost 6.30 pm in the evening and I came to my friends office at Ahmedabad Stock Exchange. Usually I spend my evening time at this place and gossiping with my friends.

I and Patel both were having our last cup of tea for the day sitting at stairs and were seeing monkeys and for a moment I told Patel that our life is like monkeys we don't stick at one place. Our life from past many years have become like monkeys only - jumping here and there.

 Oh No..Pudina again..i threw the paper cup in dustbin and said to patel well I didn't like the taste of tea. I was even itching in my hair.... Some abusive words and thinking about the life of past 15 years being together was our discussion .....

It was around 7 pm when Patel said.. Prashant I need to buy an Underwear. It's been an year now. 

Prashsnt - Bus just an year. I can feel you even it's been 4 years I haven't bought underwear either.

We both started laughing as I said the above lines. 

Patel - No idiot . I haven't worn an Underwear from last one year....

Prashant - Are you kidding ? Don't tell me..A Year ...I was wondering and I asked him..Are you planning to start some trend ?

Patel - Nahi Yaar. You know how much I was broken with money. I could barely spare money on new ones.. My old underwear have big holes in it. Even my mom doesn't ask me anything but when she wash clothes she must be wondering about why their are no undergarments for washing.

Prashant - Alright enough of nonsense. We're going to shop at VS hospital or Ambawadi Bazaar to buy a new kaccha(Underwear) for you.

For a moment I thought let me take him to Centro Mall which was 2 kms from our Polytechnic Char rasta. I told Patel let me take you to mall and you can buy any underwear like Jockey, Dixcy or Lux kozi.

Patel - Please don't take me to mall.. 

Prashant - Why ? Whats wrong in that you're gonna get good quality of fabric, design and comfort.

Patel - The problem is whenever I go to mall i want to buy more things and do more shopping.

Prashant - Abhi ke liye thoda control kar le yaar. 

Patel - I had control on my shopping so till date I have not brought underwear in last many years.

Prashant - i started laughing at the situation. I said to patel you know how's situation is for both of us from past many years and still we are surviving any how. 

We went on the 3rd floor and I asked him ..what kind of pattern you want. Any specific colour, Size, Fruits or Superheroes.

Patel - I will just ask the shopkeeper guy here if their is any offer for buy one get one or any good deal available..

Prashant - Tu pagal hain..kacche mein kab offer ata hain..  shop guy was laughing listening to my words.

Even shop guy said every year we have 50 to 60 percent discounts in summer and winters but their is no offer in Mens Underwear Segment.

Finally Patel started seeing colors available for underwear. The shop guy gave one grey color which was final and the other he shown was black but it was rejected.

The shop guy showed Green color underwear and I said to Patel let's buy this one. Our fortune can get changed everyday and Sensex can go in green if you wore green color underwear everyday. Let's do one thing. Can we buy 5 green color underwear for all the 5 days of Stock Market from Mon till Friday. As luck is not in our favour from past many days. This underwear can change our luck and turn out to be lucky kaccha for us.

We both were laughing and brought 2 packs for underwear which costed Rs.600. paid bill at the counter and were sitting in the chair near billing desk which was very comfortable inside the showroom.

Really sometimes such moments make you laugh when you go to bed at night. The best thing happend today that i was planning to pen down my emotions with the current situation I am going through from past 4 month but finally had a courage to write something.

 Thankyou Universe - I Pray for well being of my people. 11th November, 2024 you were fantastic..